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things-just-got-gene:

randomdraggon:

corey-riffins:

bunnitchrox:

nyaneon:

thebizarreimmortal:

thecattyquestioner:

wifi-passworcl:

spacethefinalfuck:

nekoathena:

danishnerd:

ohnos-nipples:

stereojosh:

gemiphyros:

life-writer:

yatoblessyou:

theinsufficientgatsby:

xasteriia:

maddieandyou:

wildestheart4ever:

October Beef stew………….uh

November potato

…..sexy

I too am November Potato. 

That could get confusing.

I am January Potato

September Cookie B)

June Chocolate <3

May Cookie

Okay that’s fucking creepy, mine’s June Chocolate as well, who the fuck are you

June Sushi

April carrot.

March Egg… and i’m choking now, thanks.

July Chocolate, people sure like chocolate on this site…

I’m ALSO November Potato…

May Pizza.

April Egg

April cupcake

August Honey Roll.

That’s hot.

February Takis…….

DECEMBER LUNCHABLES 

October coffeecake, motherfuckers.

November Banana.

Sounds like a Drag Queen’s, or a feminine gay stripper.

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holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

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anightvaleintern:

Rat Queens Issues 1 & 2 - Highlights

Written by Kurtis J Wiebe

Purchase Rat Queens on Comixology

I was kind of just wondering why Tumblr isn’t talking about this fabulously crude comic about awesome ladies.

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worthikids:

where doing it man

image

where MAKING THIS HAPEN

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ryanamk:

Don’t try and say you didn’t see it coming.

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orangelemonart:

Hey nerd here’s your fursona HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3

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anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

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1. Girls Shalt Not Have Sex.
(someone asked me what the guy word for ‘slut’ is
and I couldn’t find an answer.
it’s an old story: a rumour goes around that so-and-so
blew a boy in the disabled toilets.
the girl fakes a cough to get herself sent home
to escape the classroom-wide hiss of ‘slut’
while the boy she blew walks into the same class
and is greeted by an onslaught of high-fives)

2. Girls Shalt Love Boys.
(when I was ten, there was a movie trailer where two girls
leaned in for a kiss, and I felt sick for the rest of the day.
it took four years
along with faux-casual questions to friends
useless quizzes on the internet
entries in a diary that I later scribbled out
to admit, fine, okay, yes,
and another year after that to say it without mumbling)

3. Girls Shalt Not Be Bitches.
(it took over ten years of school for me to realize
my women teachers got called bitches
for doing things that my male teachers got called efficient for.
we were assigned to a group project in science class
and whenever my friend tried to tell the others to quiet down
so they could get on with the work,
she was jeered into silence
and she never found it fair that her boyfriend did
the same thing and the noise stopped.)

4. Girls Shalt Have A Vagina.
(she introduced herself with a deep voice and a gushing smile.
she had a pink dress and an adam’s apple
she had a necklace resting above her cleavage
she had escaped from an all-boys high school
and I didn’t understand until I learned later
gender is more than the two rigid boxes
that we are told to tick one of)

5. Girls Shalt Smile.
(he frowned when the subject was brought up
and he shrugged a lot as he explained
that we look better when we smile. Less hostile.
His shrugs stiffened when I asked him why we shouldn’t look hostile.
‘I dunno,’ he said, dropping to a mumble. ‘Girls aren’t s’posed to look hostile, I guess.’
The next time someone walked past me on the street
and told me to smile,
I gave him my sunniest grin
and a middle finger.)

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theartofknightjj:

too hot to handle

Please reblog and don’t repost on other sites!

more place of princes

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orangelemonart:

the world needs more johnkarezi because act 4

The legislacerator Neophyte Pyrope and the threshecutioner Probationer Vantas had a failing relationship that was vacillating between red and black in a destructive way, until the internationally wanted prankster thief John Egbert swooped in and totally made a mockery of ashen relationships. What kind of auspistice lets it get all the way to the pail? A failed one, that’s what. It still counts if he holds her hands so she cant claw up his pretty human boyfriend TOO much, right? No, no it doesn’t.

eve’s gonna write something soon for this…

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kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

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toastyhat:

»Tear up the floor.«

Here is a Fef painting dedicated to Earthy!  Big thanks to everyone who came to the stream—next time hopefully I can use a version that lets me chat in a separate window. :3